To sling or not to sling? That is the question. Having attempted a holiday without a baby-carrying device, I strongly urge you to take the plunge and hoist that little rugrat up. Here’s why I think a baby sling is a travel essential:
1. Stress relief at the airport
If you’ve arrived at the airport with a toddler who’d give Houdini a run for his money in the art of escaping and enough luggage to equip the residents of a small village, you’re going to need some free hands. Add to that a leaking nappy and a range of extra liquids (calpol, milk, Ella’s pouches…etc) that you have to remove at Passport Control and unless you have the skills of an octopus and the patience of a saint, this is one occasion where having a tiny ninja strapped onto you will save you a lot of money in gin-relief. It’s also so much more practical if you’re herding several little ones or have a tiny babe.
3. When there aren’t any seat belts
If the country you’re visiting takes a more relaxed approach to the the whole seat belt thing, slings can make your precious bundle feel a wee bit more secure. Strap’em to your chest in taxis, tuk tuks, golf buggies, boats and so on for extra safety peace of mind.
4. When you want to go shopping
While I try to avoid shopping with little ones at all costs (it’s just too stressful and normally ends with me having to dash out of changing rooms naked), perusing the odd market while you’re abroad is a definite must. Strap that wriggly human into place on your body, take a ton of snacks for distraction/bribery, stay just long enough and you’re golden!
5. When you want to exploring
Most buggies are not made for off-roading and repeated punctures, mud on the tyres and a soggy undercarriage are all things I’m sure you could do without. Not to mention the difficulty of pushing the thing in the first place. Of course, they’re great for shady snoozes and saving your backs, but a sling or baby carrier (below) is just so much more flexible for exploring, particularly on mixed terrain.
6. On public transport
Escalators, crowds, a gap to mind…It’s bad enough getting on with a heavy bag let alone a couple of mini people and their paraphenalia. If you can use a sling for at least one of them, I think your fluster levels will be much more manageable.
7. When you need to be a packhorse
Even when your children have long since mastered the art of walking, 95% of the time they will still demand to be carried. Baby slings can assist with the number of children you can carry at once.
8. When you find yourself in an exceptional situation
Travelling has a way of throwing you into unique circumstances that create crazy memories. Say, for example you and your 10-month old get offered the chance to drive a boat down the Chao Phraya River in Bangkok…if you’re wearing a baby sling, your multi-tasking skills will be second-to-none.
9. For everyday life
Hats off to you if you’ve managed to avoid burning, garrotting and impaling yourself while going about your daily life with only one hand, while the other balances a baby. If you haven’t evolved extra arms since having a child, then a baby sling can make all the difference in completing household chores – only really works ith tiny bubbas though…
10. When you need to strike a pose
If you’re human and there’s a sunset and you feel compelled to strike the ‘classic Egyptian’ pose as I like to call it, then a baby sling provides you with use of both your arms with which to achieve this. And if that doesn’t convince you, nothing will.
What crazy sling situations have you found yourself in? Let me know in the comments below!